What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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