Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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