i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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