please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
