You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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