Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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