Nicole vs. Life
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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