Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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