So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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