He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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