Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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