and you said cock pushups were impossible
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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