just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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