she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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