did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
