I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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