so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
