like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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