Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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