dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
one two three fourrrrnication!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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