omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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