we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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