That's when you crack a 10am beer
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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