Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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