I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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