He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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