we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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