Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
this is an emotional support booty call
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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