I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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