Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just tell him i said nine months
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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