I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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