Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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