you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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