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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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