I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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