why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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