So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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