Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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