It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
