She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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