party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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