So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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