I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm going to jail i love you
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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