I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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