Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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