I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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