I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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