I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
