I should be sponsored by Trojan
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Found your dick twin last night
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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