I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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