i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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