After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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