Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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