have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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