It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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