return my video game
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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